nataliejeanette: yuleriots: worth 11 seconds of my time every single time. always
Woah, fuck off and stop finding excuses to talk to me.
Jumping off the Microsoft Ship
young-detective: When today came, I was like… Then it started and they showed some nice stuff… Then I get home and see the internet… Now I’m like And now I’m committing mutiny, diving into the ocean and swimming aimlessly until the Sony Ship finds me. And on the inside, I’m just asking “Why? Why have you forsaken us, Microsoft?”
connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.– Marilyn Manson (via bonlver)